5th Blog!!! In which I have not blogged in a long time due to an obsession with canning

Hello there my bloggity friends!!

So yes, right off the bat let me apologize for my minor hiatus... I have found a new obsession to occupy my time with. I have been home canning all the fruits and veggies that I can get my little paws on!!! (Since I have had to explain this several times to people, I will explain it here as well... "canning" refers to the process of preserving fruits and vegetables in the home environment. "Canning" is a little misleading because you are actually technically "jarring" fruit or veggies and/or pickling them, then using either a water bath "canner" which is a large pot with a rack inside or a pressure canner which is kind of like a pressure cooker to remove the air from the jars making them shelf stable for usually 1-2 years. Think of your grandma's pantry. Lots of jars of peaches and probably homemade applesauce or pickles.)  So yeah! I'm the mutha flippin' domestic goddess up in this hizzie! Let me tell you how this happened...

At the beginning of the month I thought to myself "I wanna can some peaches this year." So I went to the store, bought some sugar and a case of mason jars and borrowed a large stock pot from my friend Kristian (who, by this favor single handedly facilitated this new additiction, and who I thank PROFUSELY for that!). Unfortunately (well, fortunately in the long run) the peaches at the grocery store were a little expensive and hard as rocks since they weren't in season yet. It only took that split second for me to decide that I would buy as much produce for canning as I could from the local farmer's market. (I like the SLC Downtown Farmer's market... some people don't dig the crowd and hubub, I tend to like it. There is a tuesday afternoon market that's not nearly as busy as its Saturday morning counterpart if you want to support the Downtown market but don't like the crowds.) HOWEVER... as it was Wednesday, I am extremely impatient, and they WERE on sale, I bought three bags of black cherries (6 pounds total) and took them home to can.

Of course, I'm not sure why I chose cherries, other than I like them and they were on sale. First, what do you do with them after they are preserved? Second, I have never eaten home canned cherries (and still have not actually) so I had no clue what they would taste like. But mostly, what the hell am I gonna do about all those pits?! I was stressing about having to go out and buy a cherry pitter when I found this awesome youtube video about how to bend a fork into a DIY cherry pitter!! Of course, I did have to do 6 POUNDS OF CHERRIES BY HAND!!! Rar!!! It was sticky and took a couple of hours but eventually I did it. I sanitized my jars (that was before I knew that with high acid food like fruit and acidic veggies you don't actually have to sanitize if you process longer than 15 minutes, as long as the jars are clean) made my sugar syrup (I did then, and continue to use an extra light syrup. I don't like a lot of sugar anyway, plus the fruit I have been getting is all local, in season, and beautifully sweet on its own) and then I did what I deem as my first canning mistake. Well I wouldn't really call it a mistake... I hot packed the cherries, meaning I put the fresh fruit in the boiling syrup for 5 minutes before adding it to the jars and processing them in the hot water. Its a method that some people use but it does degrade the color and fresh fruit flavor of the food. I'm sure they will still be good. But everything else I have raw packed, meaning just put the raw fruit in the jars, added the syrup, and then processed.

AND BOY HAVE I BEEN CANNING!!!

Apricots, dill pickles, refrigerator pickles, apple butter, peaches, pears, pickled beets, pear sauce (like applesauce but with pears. SO GOOD!), and not only canning fruit, but I've been jamming my little heart out too! I haven't crossed the threshold into real jellies and shelf stable jams yet but I have been making oodles of freezer jam; apricot, raspberry, peach, and even a peach raspberry sugar free jam!

I still have a few projects I want to do this year before the summer is over... mainly pickled green beans and maybe zucchini pickles (did you know you can make pickles out of more than just cucumbers?!), I'd love to do something with blueberries, and I keep watching the Ranier cherries at the store to see if they go on sale... they are SO tasty! I can imagine them in little jars on my counter like little jewels in light golden syrup! But I am anxious for fall for all the apples! I intend to make countless jars of apple butter, applesauce, apple pies, and for pumpkins... I hope I can find a recipe for homemade pumpkin pie filling and can it up for next year!

Other than all the canning I've been up to, I've also joined a DnD game (Dungeons and Dragons for the... wait... like anybody who reads this won't know what that is...) with some of my favorite peoples in the world (Yes, Indy, I'm talking about you, your man, muffin, and Sarah! P.S. Indy has a blog called "Adventures in Roller Skating", which you all should read.) I am having such a blast!! Last night we fought a white dragon and I literally almost died! I was down to -9 HP! I only had ONE POINT left!!! Thank goodness our airship has goblins on it who brew healing potions. I would have been sad if my brand new character died! Between gaming, canning, roller derby, and.... WAIT!!!! ROLLER DERBY!!!

Okay, the Red Rockettes are having our FIRST EVER real bout on September 8th at the Warehouse (1410 S 700 W in Salt Lake City) at 8pm!! Like us on Facebook! I am SOOOO excited but at the same time, so freakin scared! I have managed to avoid skating with the "big girls" for a long time. We have had picnic scrimmages that are open invite to any derby girl, but I don't do them because I don't feel like I'm a good enough to skater to skate with them. But on the 8th we are facing Happy Valley Derby Dames, the Utah County team, in a REAL LIVE bout! I hope I do good and don't get killeded!! I am going to be practicing a lot more lately as I have recently been inspired to put more effort into staying fit and improving my skill level, and I'm sure that after this bout I'm going to continue to be inspired if ya know what I mean... ;)

Last of all, here is some stuff I've been into that you might wanna be into. I am OBSESSED with Dr. Who... and the newest episode was last night and it was SO GOOD!! You can watch the latest incarnation of Dr. Who on Netflix streaming. New episodes are Saturdays on BBC America. I also recommend Torchwood, which is a spinoff and also very good. The new season of that is on Starz. Also if you happen to be into the whole canning thing or want to get started, I recommend the following blogs, Food In Jars, The Hip Girl's Guide to Homemaking, and Punk Domestics. Last of all, I am trying to start a podcast with geeky girls talking about geeky stuff. Games, tv, movies, comic books, stuff like that. If anyone is interested comment here or on my facebook and I'll get in touch with you. (Speakin a podcasts, check out my hubby's won't you? The Punk N Pie Fraudcast. Its hilarious and stuff.)

So I figure... life is a little like canning... you take stuff when its at its best, and then you save it up and on a cold day, you pop open a jar and enjoy. I can't wait to still have summer peaches in the freezing January cold. :)

Fourth blog, In which my hair is pink and I hurt my leg in a stupid way.

Yes that's right, I dyed my hair pink. Let's get this out of the way right now... here ya go.

That's a picture of me with no makeup on at 8:30 am before my coffee.  Its a rare thing for the feral Charity-beast to be seen in its natural habitat. You should count yourselves lucky. All four of you.

So yes. Pink hair. If you're asking yourself why, the truth is (in a very Ramona-esque fashion) I change my hair a lot. Its really not a big thing, at least not for me. Hair is my ultimate accessory. I can't do much with it because it doesn't really grow well and there's not much to it, but I like to change my hair color with my mood. This year it has been red, black, blonde, black with blue highlights, and now pink. Its also gone through a few style changes, most recently with me trying for the first time to cut it myself. I found out that I am not good at cutting my own hair. It needs cut again but I'm thinking about giving it another try, just because  its easy for me to know how I want it to look (not so easy to get it there.) Also I'm a little embarrassed that I might go in and the straightforward Korean woman who cuts my hair might ask me what the hell I did to my head.

This week has been particularly trying in a lot of ways. Work has been hell. We currently have two coupons floating around online, one on City Deals and one on KSL Daily Deals. Every once in a while one of the sites will "feature" our coupon and then we will get a few dozen calls about them, which always makes my day tougher. However on Thursday, both sites featured us on the same day. I was getting so overwhelmed I just stopped answering the phone. Friday morning, which Fridays are always busier because I have to schedule technician routes for both Saturday and Monday, I walked in to the office and had 20 voicemails. I got so behind and in such a rush that I left the office without even scheduling Monday's route. I completely forgot. My boss had to come in on Saturday and do it for me. When I figured that out Monday morning I felt like a douche. But they were really cool about it so that's awesome. If anyone needs pest control, the company I work for really is pretty awesome.

After Thursday's grinding workday I was ready to let loose at roller derby. Especially knowing that after derby would be drinks at Piper Down and I personally had never gone to the post practice beverage party before. I was stoked. I could not stop watching the clock. We practiced one foot glides, weaving, hitting, skating in pack formation, and working together as pairs. Then, after changing my shirt and rinsing the sweat out of my hair (benefit #2 of having short hair) and off my face, we headed over to the bar. What was especially awesome was that my husband was there with me. I really treasure the rare occasions when we get to go out together and it meant to much to me that he tagged along. I'm sure that he was overwhelmed by the sheer release of all the adrenaline we had in our systems... there truly ain't no party like a derby girl party. We danced, drank, talked and cavorted all with the fervor that you might imagine 20 sweaty amped up girls would have. Enter my leg injury... someone decided that they would try to put their leg up on one of the support beams on the dance floor. In my mind, I thought "Well I was a dancer in high school and I used to be able to do that..." and then the shot of Jameson I just had added "so you can totally STILL do it!! Wooo!" So I hiked my leg up in a very cheerleader-esque pose (if your school had cheerleaders that were 40 pounds overweight,  slightly buzzed and not quite as flexible as they once were. I know mine did.) and my knee went "crack!" and I felt the familiar twinge of hyper-extension. Didn't stop me from doing it two more times. I did, after all, get my leg the straightest out of everyone. Silly girls.

So Friday came along with me limping and my work day overstuffed with too much to do. Saturday night was IndyGo Wylde's Corset and Glamour birthday party and again I was excited to hang out with my ladies. Now what happens at Gyro's house stays at Gyro's house for the most part, but I will say that I have never been so openly welcomed into a group of people as I was with these guys. I pulled out my sonic screwdriver LED flashlight and it was geek love all around. We talked about Dr. Who, Dungeons and Dragons, comic books, Star Wars, and we had shots... Indy and I had lots of shots of Jack Daniels. And I had some kind of lime rum and mojito mix stuff that tasted like lemonade. And there was food. Oh god the food. Cheescake brownies and creamy potatoes and a cake shaped like a woman in a corset... we had fun. We got drunk and hot tubbed and ate and watched YouTube... it was a ball. And I met a lot of new people that are geeks after my own heart. Sunday was spent tired and hung over, Monday was spent catching up from the weekend, and here I am now... um... blogging instead of taking advantage of this lull in my day to get caught up on paperwork. So with that, I had better plug away. But my sort of deep thoughtful closing remark of this blog is short, sweet, and pertinent... "Know where your loyalties lie." This is so important. Don't give credence (or Creedence. Nobody borrows my Creedence.) to people who are only your friends so they can get something from you. Give when it makes you happy to give, whether or not you get something in return. Give and return favors without holding back. Good, true friends and loved ones are rare jewels to be treasured. Know your worth and the worth of those around you and be true to who you are.

"I cannot abide useless people."